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demposts: did-venusblowyour-mind: turmanology: pendingpendulum...

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 19:42:49 -0400

did-venusblowyour-mind:

turmanology:

pendingpendulums:

passionisthewriting:

karkatcarrotcake:

misslizettte:

This is the saddest commercial I’ve ever seen in my life

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING COMMERCIAL IS THIS? ALL OF THAT EMOTIONAL TURMOIL I JUST WENT THROUGH JUST TO SELL INSURANCE? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?

THIS IS TERRIBLE, IM LITERALLY CRYING OMG

Oh my god. Tears…

I WAS NOT EXPECTING TO ACTUALLy CRY DAMMIT

WHAT THE FUCK

I FUCKING CRIED IN MY CHEMISTRY CLASS AND ITS SILENT REVIEW DAY

THAT’S SO SAD OH MY GOD

mentallistic: wallflower-punk97: skinny0minnie: avo-ca: cryst...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:58:05 -0400

mentallistic:

wallflower-punk97:

skinny0minnie:

avo-ca:

crystalseawaves:

frosty-bliss:

oceankids:

summer-avenue:

0riginal-sluts:

this is my brother two years ago. we were at the park, just me and him, and he turned to me and said “kayla, don’t you ever wish there were no bad people in the world?” i thought it to be a funny thing for a 5 year old to say, but shrugged it off. last year, he didnt come home from school, we thought that being only in grade prep, he might’ve decided to go home with his bestfriend without telling us, but he didn’t. the school confirmed they saw him get on his school bus after the bell rang. but thats all we knew, the bus driver said that he had gotten off a stop early, my mother was frantically searching the neighbourhood for him. we never found him. it’s been two years and we’re still looking for him, he was such a beautiful boy, and i cant help but think the worst. he could be anywhere in the world by now, so please, reblog this, no matter where you’re from, you could save a life. xx

if you dont reblog this i have no respect for you. help save a child’s life.

this literally breaks my heart

fuck kony, SEARCH FOR THIS LITTLE FELLA NOW,

oh my gosh, i got goosebumps and my eyes watered :( i can’t even imagine the sickning feeling of losing my 9 year old brother, let’s hope he is fine, he’s a beautiful boy <3

why must the world be so shit. i hope you come back, cutie x

I have to reblog this…I have a little sister.

yes this is urgent and we should reblog it, but don’t fucking shame people who dont reblog this, and certainly don’t say “fuck kony, SEARCH FOR THIS FELLA NOW” because kony is still a terrible person doing awful things to hundreds of kids so please don’t fucking say that

before you scroll past this, think about if this happend to you. Reblog because this doesnt deserve to happen to anyone. This family needs support. forever reblog<3

myassisbetterthanyours: dearuninspiredyouth: ekim12: IPHONE...

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 22:03:20 -0400

myassisbetterthanyours:

dearuninspiredyouth:

ekim12:

IPHONE 4S VS. THE SCOTTISH ACCENT

oldie but a goodie

i shouldn’t be laughing as hard as i am

It’s hard being Scottish someones

assbutt-in-the-garrison: assbutt-in-the-garrison: assbutt-in-the-garrison: I need my glasses to...

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 20:33:43 -0400

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

No but my nickname in middle school was Velma do you understand the situation now

You fuckers think this is a joke?

Photo

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 20:26:30 -0400

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy: gaaraofsuburbia: tctisi: It all makes sense now. Gay marriage...

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 20:23:20 -0400

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

gaaraofsuburbia:

tctisi:

It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time.
Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.
We were just misinterpreting it.

WAIT

20:13

2013

cutedeadbabe: kanye west? i thought you said kayne weast

Fri, 15 Mar 2013 21:04:51 -0400

cutedeadbabe:

kanye west? i thought you said kayne weast

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Fri, 15 Mar 2013 21:01:51 -0400

ok

Fri, 15 Mar 2013 20:47:40 -0400

ditchschooleatpizza: snorlaxatives: all i want in life is to try one of those candies from jimmy...

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 23:13:56 -0400

ditchschooleatpizza:

snorlaxatives:

all i want in life is to try one of those candies from jimmy neutron

anD THE BOOK GUM

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Thu, 14 Mar 2013 23:06:44 -0400

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Thu, 14 Mar 2013 23:05:41 -0400

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Thu, 14 Mar 2013 23:03:07 -0400

lolsofunny: all 46 excuses on my friends wall, 1. i was just...

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 22:17:31 -0400

lolsofunny:

all 46 excuses on my friends wall,

1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow

2. we can’t all be usain bolt

3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”

4. i had pe first period do you blame me

5. i really, really didn’t want to sing

6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates

7. you can’t tell me how to live my life

8. #YOLO

9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic

10. there was a freak yachting accident

11. i am a fucking retard

12. this is just for my wall

13. do you even read these

14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop”

15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction

16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight

17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win

18. traffic jammy jammy jam

19. how can i go to school when alex turner

20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her

21. i was sticking it to the man

22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity

23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued

24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset

25. my meth lab caught fire

26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be

27. i was sad

28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely

29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”

30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth

31. 2 kool 4 scool

32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen

33. i tried

34. i’m sorry i’m late

it’s not my fault

my auntie was killed

and i joined a cult

35. a haiku about lateness:

late late late late late

late late late late late late late

late late late late late

36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking

37. i was fashionably late

38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg

39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me

40. do

41. you

42. even

43. read

44. these

45. i was fighting al qaeda

46. traffic

YESSSS IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN

idiotsonfb: so wrong… but you know you laughed

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 21:52:53 -0400

idiotsonfb:

so wrong… but you know you laughed

things that cause me a mental breakdown slow internet connection losing something i held a second...

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 21:52:34 -0400

things that cause me a mental breakdown

slow internet connection

losing something i held a second ago

kids screaming for no reason

girls with annoying voices

math

my mom

arguing with stupid people

firstklass: Like A Virgin Acoust Cover - First Klass ( Me...

Mon, 25 Feb 2013 20:04:29 -0500

firstklass:

Like A Virgin Acoust Cover - First Klass ( Me )

www.firstklass.tumblr.com

mortician: Me erryday

Mon, 11 Feb 2013 20:32:13 -0500

mortician:

Me erryday

tyrannia: shout out to my friend for picking the most inappropriate background music for her class...

Mon, 11 Feb 2013 20:30:23 -0500

tyrannia:

shout out to my friend for picking the most inappropriate background music for her class project on alzheimer’s disease

“somebody that i used to know”

vaginanutmuffins: 2spooky-muffins: myfamilywaskidnappedbyclowns...

Sat, 09 Feb 2013 19:14:32 -0500

vaginanutmuffins:

2spooky-muffins:

myfamilywaskidnappedbyclowns:

ruess-ter:

ournameisfuckyou:

hazibo:

ii FCUKGI G FIOUDN IT

me at 3 am everynight

favorite

how dare u b better than me in what ive worked for my entire life

Definitely me at 3am

This is intense!